fkatwigs:

freeticketsdeeznuts:

rihannainfinity:

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy

we’re never gonna get an album
08.31.14 /22:39/ 31871

prostitutionhoe:

True Blue, baby I love you.

~    Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyyah (via psych-facts)
08.29.14 /12:25/ 99543
08.29.14 /12:25/ 65452

22 year old me:

*Looks into camera* I am...standing in front of my beautiful home. I just got back from a short vacation and it's my dorders( who I uniquely named Dorder b/c she is my dorder) 4th birthday so I'm going to surprise her and my husband Aubrey, you may know him as Drake, I call him Aubrey because we're on a first name basis because we are married...and in love.

Me:

*Opens door* Hello.mp3!

Drake:

*Eagerly runs downstairs carrying dorder because he is happy to see me because we are in love* Oh my God! I am so happy to see you!

Me:

Surprise! Get my luggage sweetie. *Smiles at the camera*

Drake:

Hold the baby for me?

Me:

No, thank you.

Drake:

You sure? You haven't seen her in a long time and she misses y-

Me:

Aubrey I do not want to hold that child.

Drake:

*Nods and sits dorder on the floor* What's with the camera crew?

Me:

Well, I am...filming my ICONIC return home from vacation.

Drake:

I wouldn't call it vacation you were gone for an entire year. *rich white man laugh*

Me:

I can call it whatever the hale I wanna call it but anyway- *Kneels and ruffles Dorders hair* -my little cutie pie turned 3 and as you all know, I do not particularly like the number 3. At all. So now I am home because I do, in fact, enjoy the number 4.

Drake:

I completely understand, I'm not too fond of the number 7.

Me:

Are you coming for me?

Drake:

I don't understand.

Me:

Everyone knows that I was born on August 8th and 7 is one less than 8 and I'm starting to feel VERY attacked.

Drake:

I apologize I see how that could be taken offensively, I was out of line.

mystery-bazaar:

Scotland

08.28.14 /12:51/ 3128

unblogger:

having a midnight snack the night after ur mom goes shoppingimage

themelmoshow:

lacigreen:

dama3:

baelor:

Trans Woman Dares Bible-Quoting Councilman to Stone Her to Death

that’s fucking hardcore

!!!!

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